Man Poops 11 Times In A Row, Blames His Local Starbucks For F*cking Up His Order

Listen people who work in customer service with food and/or drinks – and I say this as someone who does work in the food service industry – if someone asks you for something specific (like decaf coffee, nut-free food products or dairy-free products) it’s because they have a valid reason.

If you are too lazy to give them what they asked for, you should not be handling food – you hear me?

Some people cannot have certain products because they are allergic or have an intolerance to the product. By you giving them the wrong order, you’re harming their health and wronging them as your customer and you should be banned from food service.

Okay, moving on from my rant –

One man is blaming Starbucks for his horrible, horrible stomach problems because someone there gave him the wrong order in terms of milk. Demit Strato says he goes to Starbucks and always orders soy milk – not because anyone likes soy milk – because he can’t drink regular milk.

After drinking his coffee, he went home and basically, couldn’t leave the bathroom. He went on a Facebook rant that has now gone viral – blaming the coffee chain for f*cking up his order and in turn, f*cking up his stomach.

“This is the second time I ordered a Venti Iced Coffe with Soy Milk this month where the Soy Milk request was ignored and regular milk was instead used. I’ve pooped 11 times since the A.M. My bottom hurts from all the wiping. Do you think I enjoy soy milk? Does anyone enjoy soy milk? Really? I don’t order soy mill because I’m bored and want my drink order to sound fancy. I order soy milk so that my bottom doesnt blast fire for 4 hours. I’m not a Charmander. Thank you for listening to my rant.

P.S. I’m writing this from the comfort OF MY TOILET.”

People agreed with him in the comment section – others blamed him for not realizing the difference in taste.

All in all, if someone orders something a certain way and is paying for it, they should get it the way they ordered it.