30 Lactose Intolerant Jokes Any “Closet Dairy Lover” Will Cry Over

There should be a “lactose intolerants anonymous” where people go and discuss how f*cking horrible it is to be lactose intolerant. To this day, at 24-years-old, I refuse to admit that I am, indeed, lactose intolerant. I just tell people “dairy isn’t my best friend,” or, “milk and I don’t get along,” when in reality, I will die a painful, painful death if you put whole milk into anything I eat. My relationship with cheese is simple: a never-ending love fest. But, that doesn’t mean I don’t suffer the consequences when the time comes. Just ask my boyfriend who has to share an apartment and bathroom with me, I’m a delight.