What is the drunkest you’ve ever been?
Were you blacked out in a dumpster? Did you wake up in a random person’s bed covered in vomit and other substances? Did you just wake up in your own bed with McDonald’s bags next to you?
Everyone has their version of “the drunkest they’ve ever been” stories that they hold near and dear to their heart. Recently, VICE asked Twitter users to share their “drunkest stories,” with them (in only six words) and the results are absolutely brilliant.
In six words, what's the drunkest you've ever been? https://t.co/TelimDEORB pic.twitter.com/4XMRfZI3vH
— VICE (@VICE) June 15, 2017
Brace yourselves.
12 martinis. A pint short of blood…
— Majestic12: Antifa Taco Truck Czar (@T3hmaj3stic12) June 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/mrsklvy/status/875533477088808960
Threw up in an avocado salad
— Philippa_Perry (@Philippa_Perry) June 15, 2017
woke up fingertip sewn back on
— America's Hitler (@lookpark) June 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal/status/876249012311076864
https://twitter.com/WillOremus/status/875692108115587073
https://twitter.com/foreversimma/status/875474311909449729
Joined a fight with a train.
— let's throw a country over party (@OkayWordsByJoel) June 16, 2017
Vodka shots; French kissed the lampshade
— Chris Strub (@ChrisStrub) June 17, 2017
Drank Mexican village out of tequila
— Ellie Gibson (@elliegibson) June 16, 2017
Bought a monkey on the Internet.
— Johnny (@johnny15two) June 16, 2017
Lit cigarette filter. More than once.
— Tabetha (@djinnantonnix) June 16, 2017
Barfed on dog. Dog ate barf.
— Can't be blank (@cmccollum) June 15, 2017