Twitter Just Proved Some People Are Too Smart For 2017 & We’re Not Worthy

What. Is. Going. On?!?

Some people are just better at life than others. What I mean exactly is that sometimes, people come up with ways to hack the system so well that it leaves us all feeling really f*cking stupid for not coming up with the ideas ourselves.

Regardless of who came up with these flawless ideas, with a little help from Twitter, we’ve been able to round up these few geniuses that have hacked life so well – it only makes sense that they are some weird, voodoo future humans (or aliens, you can decide).

1. This guy was handing out business cards at the club – with every single handle to his social media accounts – brilliant.

2. When your nuggets are too hot to eat, but you don’t want to wait – use your car AC.

3. When Facebook crops your beautiful selfie, use your cover photo to finish the masterpiece.

4. When you don’t want to get spaghetti all over your shirt when slurping, simply cut it with a scissor.

5. Don’t waste time doing dishes when you want a big ass bowl of cereal, just use the box as your bowl and pour the milk RIGHT ON IN.

6. When you have all your homies over for a BBQ, don’t cook in cycles – make a giant grill out of WHATEVER you can find around the house.

7. Grilled Cheese made real easy.