Some people are just better at life than others. What I mean exactly is that sometimes, people come up with ways to hack the system so well that it leaves us all feeling really f*cking stupid for not coming up with the ideas ourselves.
Regardless of who came up with these flawless ideas, with a little help from Twitter, we’ve been able to round up these few geniuses that have hacked life so well – it only makes sense that they are some weird, voodoo future humans (or aliens, you can decide).
1. This guy was handing out business cards at the club – with every single handle to his social media accounts – brilliant.
YALL last night at the club some guy handed me this and told me to text him. WE ARE IN 2017 THIS MAN IS IN 3017 pic.twitter.com/EqEvpDrVbo
— lil remnant (@marissuh_x) June 11, 2017
2. When your nuggets are too hot to eat, but you don’t want to wait – use your car AC.
We're in 2017 and this boy in 3017 pic.twitter.com/ZdHAjCelXC
— Vinny Cantu (@_vincent_cantu_) May 21, 2017
3. When Facebook crops your beautiful selfie, use your cover photo to finish the masterpiece.
We're all living in 2017 while this man is living in 3017 pic.twitter.com/S5ZqoNuUO4
— Ovais Sheikh (@OvaisBowss) June 10, 2017
4. When you don’t want to get spaghetti all over your shirt when slurping, simply cut it with a scissor.
Ya'll in 2017 while this guy is in 2082 pic.twitter.com/X7fTN0XKTJ
— سنورلاكس (@TheHumanSnorlax) June 13, 2017
5. Don’t waste time doing dishes when you want a big ass bowl of cereal, just use the box as your bowl and pour the milk RIGHT ON IN.
Y'all living in 2017 meanwhile im in 3017. Catch up. pic.twitter.com/k9uOgQUoZJ
— Daniel (@MyFavsTrash) May 9, 2017
6. When you have all your homies over for a BBQ, don’t cook in cycles – make a giant grill out of WHATEVER you can find around the house.
Y'all was all grilling on Memorial Day in 2017 but this man is in the year 2047 pic.twitter.com/mByexmQFnB
— mnmtwinz (@mnmtwinz) May 30, 2017
7. Grilled Cheese made real easy.
y'all still stuck in 2017, meanwhile I'm out here in 3017 pic.twitter.com/GxEUrgzC9y
— Justin (@nothinbutlag) May 16, 2017