Starbucks Barista Goes On Epic Rant Over The Unicorn Frappuccino

Stop ordering them, people.

The latest trend to sweep the Internet and coffee lovers (or fake ones) everywhere is Starbucks’ new, limited edition Unicorn Frappuccino. We recently discovered this new, exciting beverage after almost everyone online was freaking out that Starbucks decided to create a Tumblr account and find out what white girls everywhere were infatuated with – besides Pumpkin Spiced Lattes.

To our disappointment, the reviews weren’t as magical as can be. People everywhere were complaining that the frappuccino was less than delicious and that it’s not worth the money (because you and I both know how expensive Starbucks can be).

What’s even worse than the reviews of this beverage is apparently the amount of time and effort that goes into making these pretty little drinks. Starbucks launched the Unicorn Frappuccino on Wednesday, April 19th and claimed the drinks would only be available for a few days. But, after the release, one barista took to Twitter to rant about how horrible it is to make these drinks. His epic rant has now gone viral across the web.

Braden Burson videotaped himself, going on “a little rant,” to tell people one thing:


Buson continues to say,

“I have never made so many frappuccinos in my entire life! My hands are completely sticky! I have unicorn crap all in my hair, on my nose,” he yelled. “I have never been so stressed out in my entire life! If you love us as baristas, don’t order it.”

So, there you have it folks. If you love your barista, stick to your regular non-fat, non-dairy, soy latte with caramel drip.