The Bachelor is back, and even though there’s only been one episode, a lot happened. It had to, because that premiere was three freaking hours long. We were introduced to Peter Weber, or Pilot Pete, and his harem of potential soulmates. It took a while to meet all the contestants, to get some dark foreshadowing of what will happen on the night of Pete’s proposal, and to watch him drive around with Chris Hansen for some reason. If you don’t have that kind of time, trust Twitter to hit you with the most important moments, hilarious packaged in meme-form.
Below are some of the funniest jokes about the season’s first episode, which can mostly be appreciated even if you haven’t watched it yet. But here are a few clues: former Bachelorette Hannah Brown was the last woman to show up on the scene, probably because she was busy filming Dancing With the Stars. Yes, she’s basically a professional reality show star at this point. And Pete’s true love? It could be. You’ll have to tune in next week and the week after and the week after that to find out.
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All the girls: Peter is SO CUTE i’m in LOVE
Peter: #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/egK3mnxKt6— Asia (@asiabown_) January 8, 2020
2.
Seeing girls on #TheBachelor that are my age has me feeling like pic.twitter.com/5kIImDfDXO
— Megan Anderson (@Megan_Anderson9) January 8, 2020
3.
Hannah and Peter rn #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/oykVxSr2tV
— Ashley (@AshleyLRussell) January 7, 2020
4.
#TheBachelor premiere without context pic.twitter.com/NglZ0navau
— anna (@annamarie_t16) January 7, 2020
5.
This is the level of petty I want to achieve #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/afzDjdRULb
— Mark Palisoc (@ohmymarky) January 7, 2020
6.
This is the best show on television and you can’t convince me otherwise #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/Hkodesj1rR
— Bachelor Party (@BachPartyPod) January 7, 2020
7.
Me sharing my
conspiracy theories My husband
after watching#TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/og3XmRHP5A— Meghan Fahey (@QueenMegsyYall) January 8, 2020
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Peter: I’m looking for my copilot, I love planes, flying is in my blood
Also Peter to all three flight attendants night one:#TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/sM4lxrQCOG
— Jason (@jasonsweigart18) January 8, 2020
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Peter and Madison pretending they know the words to this song. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/38lzhKBlhn
— Amber Sakis (@ambersakis) January 7, 2020
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You know Hannah Ann made this at a sip and paint the week before she came #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/pWbFf2Rvrh
— gifwiththetimes (@gifwiththetimes) January 7, 2020
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When Peter said “I look at her…and i don’t want to stop looking at her…and I just want to kiss her and just…& just like…have all this work out” #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/HSQftJBSyL
— Shelbs (@shelby_allison9) January 7, 2020
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Producers standing behind the cameras telling hannah to confess her love for peter #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/tHdl0uriQk
— Bachelor Chirps, MBA (@BachelorChirps) January 8, 2020
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my top 4 after tonight’s first episode: #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/YTtb6hBqp4
— kat (@kat_nein) January 7, 2020
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The girls waiting for their rose after not sleeping #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/inUbbPUTx0
— Bachelor Baby Yoda (@BachelorYoda) January 7, 2020
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Every girl when Peter kisses another girl #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/40VGu6oEjv
— Nicolas Viglione (@nickviglione) January 8, 2020