The ladies brought the funny tweets again this week. Here are the best we had time to find:
1.
[5 PM]: Come in. Thanks for coming over.
[6 PM]: I’m so happy we were able to get together.
[7 PM]: This is so much fun.
[8 PM]: We should do this again.
[9 PM]: I’m going to need you to get the fuck out of my house now.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) January 2, 2020
2.
https://twitter.com/taylor_ortega/status/1192219369729859584
3.
https://twitter.com/RachelWenitsky/status/1213443343994277888
4.
The suburbs are powerful. No matter how strong you think you are, by day two you’re eating dinner at 4 and asking what the weather’s looking like tomorrow
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) December 30, 2019
5.
R.I.P. 2019 (2019 – 2019)
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) December 31, 2019
6.
i relate to wikipedia’s ethos of being a useful resource while also constantly pleading for help
— al (@local__celeb) January 2, 2020
7.
me waiting for my crush to notice me pic.twitter.com/3OtFVmZ1B8
— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) December 31, 2019
8.
https://twitter.com/aaaal26/status/1210326827178311680
9.
every city has a bar named “the library” and everyone inside looks like this pic.twitter.com/lq4QKgZ9I3
— ava 🇵🇸 (@wownicebuttdude) January 2, 2020
10.
sucks that the machine I use to write also has a function where you can shop for a new duvet cover for 3 hours
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) December 29, 2019