No matter how crazy your day has been, there’s one thing you can always count on: Target. Target is there for you when nothing else makes sense. Target doesn’t ask questions, it simply exists to spark joy and drain your bank account.
If you have a borderline unhealthy obsession with Target like us, each and every one of these tweets will speak to your soul as you cruise through the dollar section.
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an emotional haiku:
needed some tweezers
spent ninety bucks at target
guess what i forgot— ean (@Ean_withanE) September 8, 2017
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My wife hates snakes. But if they sold snakes at Target, we'd probably have a few snakes.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) July 28, 2017
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https://twitter.com/caitlynmlozano/status/745771012394889217
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https://twitter.com/mikeyhency/status/922910915355447299
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I hate it when the cashier at target says "see you again soon!" Like, bitch, you're not wrong, but did you have to say it
— Vani ✧ vtooba ✧ vartist (@VanillyLilyVT) October 13, 2017
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I walked into #Target with a list of 5 items and walked out with only those 5 items. The manger stopped me and said he had never seen that happen before
— Hawkeye (@HawkeyeOnAir) January 27, 2018
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No one goes to target because they need something. You go to target and let target tell you what you need.
— haley (@haley_copeland) January 31, 2018
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If you can go into Target and get ONLY what you went there to get…I applaud you. Your self discipline is out of this world. A true King or Queen. Incredible. Talented. Committed. You deserve the world.
— La'i (@Lai_luuu) January 27, 2018
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https://twitter.com/IoIteresa/status/922265918322954241
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I don't go to Target because I really need something… I go to Target, so Target can show me what I really need.
— KennyLAKO ⋆ (@KennediLako) October 24, 2017
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https://twitter.com/Mother_Faulkner/status/919597193190952960
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4 yr old came to gymnastics today and said "sorry i'm late my mom was having fun at target" and i just know that one day i will be that mom
— mac sitz (@mryanjones) October 19, 2017
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me at target on saturday night buying myself a bottle of wine and a $5 movie. self care saturdays i guess
— 🇵🇸🇱🇧 (@thickomode) October 15, 2017
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https://twitter.com/audiseaa/status/922935315874172929
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in this house we are not friends with people who don't like going to target
— Tana Mongeau (@tanamongeau) October 20, 2017
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I like to live dangerously… like going to target without a plan
— kassi 🌵 (@kassipants) October 23, 2017
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Me at Target the day after payday pic.twitter.com/3GOnHKRcwF
— Knoxville Pains (@KnoxvillePains) April 9, 2016
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Me at @target : I just need toothpaste, that's it.
Also me at @target : pic.twitter.com/dp98ClPGex— Anna Todd (@annatodd) April 4, 2016
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MY DOG WENT TO TARGET AND LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS pic.twitter.com/Cdt2s2aI3p
— j e s s e (@virgoprincxss) January 3, 2018
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What has 2 thumbs, a new yoga ball, nailpolish, Oreos, dog toys, stationary, cereal & is never going to Target unsupervised again? This guy!
— sweatpants cher🔸 (@House_Feminist) February 8, 2011
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ME: We've got wine, beer, use any bathroom, oh & if u need to nurse-
TARGET MGR: Ma'am u can't host a party her-
ME: shhh. I live here now
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 20, 2016
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drunk shopping at target should be an extreme sport
— 🖤🖤🖤 (@DashRomero) January 31, 2018
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There’s nothing like building your savings account for college for years and spending it all at Target within 3 months!!!
— Abbey (@AbbeyWickersham) October 14, 2017
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I’m a stay at Target mom
— Lo ♕ (@savedbygrays) August 30, 2018
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I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fucking rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want
— the wicked witch of the east bro (@kpfeffss) June 25, 2017
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https://twitter.com/lauryn_schmitty/status/923395006714408961
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no one:
me at target: yeah okay fuck it i’ll spend 90 bucks— alexis ❄️ (@alleeexiss) April 17, 2019
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I’m convinced it’s impossible to go to Target and not come out with something you didn’t plan on buying 😂
— John Paiz (@BulldogUTSA) January 13, 2018
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https://twitter.com/amanduhluna/status/922243325872230400
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I need a hobby on my days off so I stop buying stupid shit at Target
— Rachel Brydge (@rachelbrydge) October 24, 2017
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When after you get done at Target.. you have to decide which bill isn’t getting paid. pic.twitter.com/W0x28yVCLt
— Sarina🍀💙 (@sarinamay93) October 14, 2017
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Saw a little girl at Target with her hair all messed up, crying and screaming “don’t look at me.”
I could totally relate.
— Darla (@ddsmidt) October 23, 2017
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https://twitter.com/ItsKodyBreh/status/922999567586439168
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https://twitter.com/murieen/status/919334385911873536
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Time heals all but so does a bottle of wine and shopping spree at Target.
— PrettyInPink (@kcatwalk1) July 10, 2016
h/t: BuzzFeed, Twitter