Getting texts from a wrong number isn’t common, but it does happen. Sometimes people choose to play along with texts for other people, for a laugh, but sometimes, the text is so weird you honestly just want to know what you ended up in the middle of.
Like this text that @Kaytarasaurus received and (thankfully for the rest of us) posted to Twitter because it was just so great.
She wrote, “I think this may be the best wrong number text I’ve ever received.” Well, it’s definitely the CUTEST one I’ve seen!
Kaytarasaurus (who we’ll just refer to as Kay, for brevity’s sake) included a screenshot of a text she got that was meant for someone named Brittany.
The text read,
Hi Brittany. Nancy [Redacted]. do you have any sources for babypigmy’s, we lost Spookie a month ago he was 13, and I would like to get another goat for Maple. We tried a four old [sic] female and I need to return her tomorrow, it’s not going well.. she sits with my neighbors 4 other goats all day.. and her and Maple.. fight horribly.
Thanks Brit..!
Nanc
Kay responded that she wasn’t the person Nancy was looking for, and sweetly added that she hoped Nancy found a goat for Maple!
And Nancy sent Kay a picture of the goat named Maple WHO IS SO ADORABLE.
Just loooooooook at that fat lil’ belly. Aww, I wanna be friends with Maple.
People on Twitter absolutely loved the exchange and the tweet went super viral.
Kay used her newfound, very brief fame to tell people who were going to be seeing the new Avengers movie this weekend to please be patient with the theater staff!
Okay I cannot BELIEVE this tweet blew up the way it did. What I wanna do w my fame is just tell the like 90% of you seeing Endgame opening weekend to pls be patient to the theatre staff cause shits gonna be wild. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE THROW YOUR TRASH AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!
— mean lesbian (@Kaytarasaurus) April 13, 2019
She also proclaimed her love for Tom Hanks in a totally not creepy, very cute way.
Also @ChrisEvans my best friend @Abby_Christiee loves you, pls love her back. And @tomhanks You’re the greatest actor and purest human alive. And @MargotRobbie @GalGadot @CharlizeAfrica I love you, PLEASE love me back. Had to get these out while my twitter fame is hot.
— mean lesbian (@Kaytarasaurus) April 13, 2019
Kay tweeted that she’d text Nancy for an update if her tweet got 100,000 likes. Well, it far exceeded that (as of this writing, it’s at 162,000), so we got our update!
THE UPDATE YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR…Y’all, Nancy has given me everything I wanted and more. Maple is a STAR pic.twitter.com/i3SdElj6HI
— mean lesbian (@Kaytarasaurus) April 14, 2019
The text from Nancy said,
Up date: No new pal yet.. looking we might have found a baby male, a weather.. Maple is a pretty independent goat.. She has adjusted pretty well being alone, she has my daughters horse Captain.. that keeps her company for now.. goats are such herd animals that we will keep on searching for the right guy.. lol.. Maple is special so he has to be a goat that will handle a strong gal.. lol
There were also more pictures of my new favorite goat, Maple.
She is so ready for her close-up.
Nancy even included a video of Maple for Kay!
Ladies and gents and my non-binary friends, I give you, Maple The Goat. pic.twitter.com/u3Cev7xJjI
— mean lesbian (@Kaytarasaurus) April 14, 2019
The reactions on Twitter were hilarious.
somewhere out there, there is another brittany who is a go to source for goats. i love her
— brittany (@BrittauyN) April 13, 2019
I changed my group chat picture to this. Maple has changed my life. pic.twitter.com/Dx6l1wdKrE
— Nabi Novalas (@JustNovalas) April 13, 2019
MAPLE HAS HEART SHAPED KNEES
— …dyke clockwork (@spookyqueer) April 13, 2019
Maple looks feisty but 10/10 I’d still attempt to hug.
— Amy spelled the boring way (@AmyCannan1) April 13, 2019
Maple looking THICC like syrup
— ?????? ?????? (@TheBlackMist97) April 13, 2019
An absolute unit of a goat. Truly inspirational
— Dante (@DantesDots) April 13, 2019
Maple is important and wide.
— Rabbit Cohen (@BathysphereHat) April 13, 2019
And the best part was that people starting posting pictures of their own goats, too.
I was really hoping this would turn into a thread of people’s goats
— mean lesbian (@Kaytarasaurus) April 13, 2019
My Davy. pic.twitter.com/TC3EkyfkXn
— Pauline Brown ???️?? (@ThePaulineBrown) April 13, 2019
maple seems dope but also here’s my chonky boy pic.twitter.com/SAlMDKyyAL
— neck? (@uncletrunks) April 13, 2019
My goat Penelope Joan (Jett) pic.twitter.com/823DTrICNf
— Jess?? (@jessicaraeham) April 13, 2019
this is penelope! her brother’s name is peter parker and she loves to eat dandelions 🙂 pic.twitter.com/DCYrTi0mEz
— baylie ? (@heckraisin) April 14, 2019
Throwing in my crew. ? pic.twitter.com/hQoF0Cl5iG
— Ben Noland (@getoffmyrocks) April 13, 2019
These are my two goats. Karen on the left and Kevin on the right. pic.twitter.com/FKm3arRi02
— Fran Magnussen (@farmgirlfran) April 14, 2019
Evie and Penny hope Maple finds a new friend! F pic.twitter.com/mYc9nGHWR5
— Just Truly (@JustTrulySo) April 14, 2019
Alexander the Goat pic.twitter.com/z8SWlWNU4F
— Bella Donald (@bellaD2113) April 14, 2019
Some people said they thought it looked like Maple was pregnant.
Maple looks pregnant
— brooke182 (@ekroobrooke) April 13, 2019
I’m not a goat expert, but is maple pregnant?
— Jelly Ferret (@FerretJelly) April 13, 2019
Maple looks like she might be pregnant with her own baby goat lol
— Lⓐⓤrⓔn Elⓘsⓔ (@fromlaurenn) April 14, 2019
IS Maple pregnant? I also am not a goat expert, so I have no idea. Perhaps it’s time for another update from Nancy?
