Friend: Do you have to swear so much?
Me: Do you have to breathe in and out?
— Jackie Bouvier (@jackiembouvier) November 24, 2017
Them: "cursing is not cute"
Me: " BITCH I don't give a FUCK ???
— Kia✨ (@Kia__xoxo) September 5, 2016
Me in 4th grade: Wow swearing is so bad I won't ever swear! Me now: Pass the motherfuckin salt you bitch.
— afro archangel jay (@JAYVERSACE) January 22, 2015
You may very well be a piece of shit, but you’re my piece of shit and I’ll always have your back.
— ?ghd? (@GingerHotDish) December 3, 2017
Preschool teacher: Your daughter said a bad word in class.
Me: Where the fuck did she learn that?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 19, 2015