4.
ever smell your fart & think “Honestly? not my best work”
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) September 15, 2018
3.
white people love saying “get these away from me” after eating a few chips
— James Bowie (@BowieJames17) September 4, 2018
2.
*pats my own shoulder* it’s gonna be okay dumb ass
— hannah harris (@hanugget) September 17, 2018
1.
If I choose you over a nap that means I really like you
— marshmello (@marshmellomusic) September 22, 2018