We may not pay attention in class, we may not pay attention when our parents are talking to us, hell–we may not pay attention to the TV shows we have on in the background while scrolling through our phones, but, we always pay attention to Twitter.
Therefore, we are incredibly grateful for these gems online who are here to blow our minds with world-changing facts and discoveries. Boom.
how old were you when you realized “arby’s” is just pronounced as RB’s which is short for roast beef?
i was today years old
— austin sopko (@sopkooo) May 29, 2018
I was today years old when I found out the "L" in "Staples" in really a half open staple pic.twitter.com/AmDFYOBJIr
— AlvPerG (@gabrielalvper) June 17, 2018
I fucking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again", unreal
— Josh (@LoserCrew) September 10, 2018
After all my years drinking these, I finally figured out that you can reverse the top and close it again pic.twitter.com/k82WmMXIJN
— Chandler (@PeIicans) July 22, 2017
i was today years old when i found out adidas stands for ‘all day i dream about sports’
— sarah (@sarahhkoppp) September 14, 2018
i was today years old when i found out that spogebob parents are dried out sponges and not baked chocolate chip cookies…… pic.twitter.com/lMyvfqV0cC
— Tiffany Ray (@xxxorcist_) May 25, 2018