6.
A pizza is really just a cheese pancake, I think to myself as I (once again) eat pizza for breakfast
— sammi p (@SammiPodolyan) September 16, 2018
5.
i was born in the wrong century i really just wanna be an artisan in the middle ages dedicating my life to crafting precisely one stained glass window and then dying at 21
— cerezita (@liferips) September 10, 2018
4.
No email has ever found me well.
— Natalie ???? (@NattyGov) September 10, 2018
3.
white ppl fuck to radioactive by imagine dragons
— megan (@littlestwayne) September 14, 2018
2.
— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) August 30, 2018
1.
Tampon instructions: Tampons can kill you
Me: what
Tampon instructions: they probably won’t though, don’t worry about it
Me: …ok
Tampon instructions: just worry about it a little bit
— Abbie (@AbbieEvansXO) August 29, 2018