10.
Let me merge or I swear I’ll fucking kill us both
— venus (@_naksinc) August 29, 2018
9.
everyone always asks how to fuck a mermaid but no one ever asks how to love a mermaid
— Sweatpants Cher (@House_Feminist) September 12, 2018
8.
I fucking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again", unreal
— Josh (@LoserCrew) September 10, 2018
7.
MOOOOOOOiluvdatnastyshitOOOOD pic.twitter.com/At9W4ZZWnX
— riri (@jewellnoelxo) September 12, 2018
6.
It must be nice to be a morning person. Imagine waking up early every morning to shower, drink your coffee, go for a walk, etc. Like seriously what’s it like to be able to properly function before 12 in the afternoon??? Can’t relate
— amanda (@amanda_c_rae) September 12, 2018
5.
Having an actual job is so weird like I walk into work and I have best pals that are aged 40. They’ll sit and talk to me about their cunty husband and their kids and I’m sat giving people advice at 18 with no life experience but everyone fully treats you like an adult. Weird
— tayla (@taylahayton_) September 10, 2018
4.
Voldemort really blew a 7-0 Horcrux lead.. get that bum outta here man
— Chris Benoit (@Thereemzstyle) September 10, 2018
3.
I've spent 30 years thinking about how Molly Ringwald's sushi lunch in The Breakfast Club was sitting in a warm library for 4 hours.
— Ari Scott (@ariscott) August 22, 2014
2.
Girls will chant “build the wall” and go on a mission trip and just luv the little foreign children they’re trying to keep out of their country LMAOOO
— paul (@paulinaj122) September 10, 2018
1.
l’m canceling therapy so i can spend one hour every week listening to the climb by miley cyrus and achieve exactly the same results
— dirt prince (@pants_leg) September 10, 2018