20.
people who constantly hit you up to make plans, and then you make plans and they drop off the face of the earth, and then come back out of hiding months later, no explanation, no remorse, and then start the cycle again, WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!?!??!??
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) September 12, 2018
19.
Imagine having chills and then imagine those very chills multiplying. That's what life is like for John Travolta
— Flora underscore underscore Flora ???????? (@Flora__Flora) August 16, 2018
18.
Y’all ready to boycott Nike over a black man but won’t boycott Catholic Churches for fucking y’all kids
— . (@meluhnen) September 4, 2018
17.
Should I buy more gym clothes?
Family: No
Friends: No
Bank Account: No
Me: You know I think I’m going to get more gym clothes— Dom (@Domasaur_) September 12, 2018
16.
Imagine living in NYC during its most exciting era, in the age of the Cash Cab
— Josh (@JoshGelfat) September 10, 2018
15.
I feel like girls who shoot their shot first should be protected at all costs, they really be bold
— Peter (@OkigboXL) September 9, 2018
14.
She believed she could but fell asleep and didn’t
— em (@emmabetsinger) September 3, 2018
13.
I thought future was saying “nascar fuck it nascar” in mask off and that’s why being white is an inescapable chronic illness
— Lydia (@lydiaaa_w) September 6, 2018
12.
guess who’s finally content with life and not suffering from depression anymore
it ain’t me but they out there— erin (@erinnnmurray) September 12, 2018
11.
me emailing my teacher:
*formal greeting*
*several paragraphs*
*no grammar mistakes*teacher:
“sure” -sent from my iPhone— anthony (@xforcades2) September 11, 2018