10.
Met via an online dating site. He corresponded with me daily for weeks and seemed pretty interested. Invited me to hang out, and it actually turned out to be a MLM recruitment meeting.
— Kenya D. (@Kenya_D) August 23, 2018
9.
I went on a blind double date .. we went to the movies and the guy got mad at the young ppl in the back making a lot of noise and he got up and said DASSIT LETS GO NIGGA! And got into a fight and I just slid out and left. ????
— ♌️Kirsten Baptiste♊️ (@misscuttinup) August 24, 2018
8.
We were supposed to go out but FIRST he needed me to give him a ride to help his friend “move out” and ended up robbing the place.
— Jay Vee. (@sloppyjessjoe) August 24, 2018
7.
Shows up with a friend who is dressed like Michael Jackson. On our way to the car, the friend drops a bottle & a shard of glass pops into my date’s ????. Cut to the ER..me & the friend are in the waiting room, it’s packed! He gets up & proceeds to put on a full concert of MJ tunes
— MrsBundrige (@bigsisternes) August 25, 2018
Girl when I tell you that I would’ve loved to see the look on my face when that negro got up, moved the table from the center of the waiting room and kicked up his leg and let out a “He he he”!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????
— MrsBundrige (@bigsisternes) August 25, 2018
6.
Met a guy at Starbucks. About 5 minutes in, he asked if I wanted to go back to his place & pee on him. I burst out laughing. He got mad & left. I'm not one to kink shame, but prior to that we had not discussed anything remotely sexual.
— petpony (@petponygirl) August 25, 2018
5.
he accidentally texted me something along the lines of "sorry babe church going late" then had the nerve to say he meant to send it to his sister.
— Pay Me In Equity (@BlackintheB) August 24, 2018
4.
We drove to a restaurant and before we got out the car his phone rang and he answered it on his car bluetooth. It was another woman saying that she was in town and wanted to meet up with him. He followed up with "yea I definitely want to bust you down" while I am in the damn car!
— Black & Wild???? (@bluntfairytale) August 24, 2018
3.
I ended up having to pay the whole tab (cause he forgot his card ????) & drive ok no problem then during the movie his girlfriend found my IG & DMed me telling me how they been dating for 3 years & he always does things like this
— savage17???? (@Taracita_) August 24, 2018
2.
He kissed me (terribly) mid-sentence while I was I talking about my mom being in the hospital
— Fête du Juliet (@fetedujuliet) August 25, 2018
1.
He asked me how many kids I wanted, cut up a fruit roll-up and called it dessert, and took out his fake front teeth before he tried to kiss me. Wish I was kidding.
— kurtvilentines (@brosaleigh) August 25, 2018
Ah, solitude is sweet.