10.
A man tried to sell me a coffin today… I told him that's the last thing I need. #dadjoke
— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) January 12, 2016
9.
Don't kiss your wife with a runny nose.
You might think it's funny, but it's snot.#dadjokes #DadJokes2015
— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) December 2, 2015
8.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.#joke #dadjoke #badjoke
— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) October 14, 2015
7.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
Because the P is silent#lolasaurusrex #DadJokes #dadjoke #joke— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) June 25, 2015
6.
You can't run through a camp site.
You can only ran, because it's past tents.#dadjoke #dadjokealert #jokeoftheday
— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) June 5, 2015
5.
May the 4th be with you.
— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) May 4, 2015
4.
I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high.
She seemed surprised.#joke #dadjoke #dadjokes
— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) April 22, 2015
3.
Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?
Dunno, they're just a bit shady.#dadjokes #dadjoke
— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) April 20, 2015
2.
Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I'm still working on it. #dadjokes #joke
— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) April 3, 2015
1.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth…. Then it's a soap opera#DadJokes #joke #dadjoke
— Bad Dad Jokes (@baddadjokes) June 16, 2015
See what I mean about laughing in the shower?
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