Anybody who has ever watched Jeopardy! (and if you haven’t, get out of my face immediately, I mean immediately!) has without a doubt seen an episode or several thousand of Wheel Of Fortune.
Meaning you’ve spent a solid several hours of your life, when all is said and done, screaming answers at the TV louder and quicker than your family members/roommates/SOs/house ghouls. It’s all a part of the game, baby!
If you are a believer that doing so is hella fun whether you are right or wrong, then HOO BOY have we got a Twitter account for you! It’s called Wheel Of Fortune Answers, and it deals exclusively in filling in the WOF puzzles with the wrongest answers imaginable.
https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1032759882099945472
It’s hard to put a finger on why, precisely, tweeting wrong answers to what is essentially a televised game of hangman results in such objective comedy gold. Certainly it is the blunt, often offensive message we imagine blurted out in a carpeted living room with impressive confidence, but there is more at play here.
https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1006277894933569536
Is it the complete disregard for the very basic rules of Wheel Of Fortune? (All the guesses contain letters already on the board, also, “FAASTTTTT,” sadly, is not a real word.)
https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1006972347495190528
Is it imagining a sparkling, gowned Vanna White, grinning broadly as she reveals “Thirsting For Shrimp Brothers” or “F-cking The Cat” as America’s popular answer to “What are you doing?”
https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1031652859035742208
https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1029866155383693314
Maybe. What certainly adds to the power of the WOF Answers Twitter account is the multitudes who with Herculean willfulness refuse to be in on the joke.
https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1030902966327410688
https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1004022235470934016
https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1004450046455308288
https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1007391305633288195
https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1006215860678250496
Anyway, here’s Wonderwall some more of our favorites:
https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1004010871645986817
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https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1004822341677993984
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https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1029476000818704384
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https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1007974210625572864
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https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1003787666364817410