Cell phones–they can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You know how it goes–sometimes we don’t mean to click on something but there’s no turning back once we do. And, we get angry that our phones would do us dirty like that.
While you may have gotten yourself into a bit of a mess by drunk texting an ex, or sending your parents a picture by mistake–nothing can be more brutally embarrassing than this one Twitter user who accidentally sent a d*ck picture to his entire philosophy class.
Meet Twitter user Marese.
He accidentally sent his d*ck to his entire philosophy class. Here’s how it happened:
1. Okay so here’s the story of wht happened.. since some people actually think I did this on purpose. Alright, so I had broken my phone just the day before all this happened. Shit was cracked bad asf & I was a broke ass college student with no insurance & no $ for a new phone ????
— Marese???? (@Marese_CP) August 22, 2018
So I got resourceful & found a small local business that did phone repairs. I was like bet. I went to them, paid the $ and had a repaired phone within the next couple hours. Fast forward a bit.. I noticed that the phone wasn’t calibrated perfectly and the bitch would press random
— Marese???? (@Marese_CP) August 22, 2018
Ass stuff.. but I wasn’t tripping. The 3rd party I used was cheap asf so I was just gonna live with it. Now later that night… Twitter after dark started popping and I, like other men started to get horny dab. So I whipped out my camera and started snapping hella angles pic.twitter.com/EtjYYok1qk
— Marese???? (@Marese_CP) August 22, 2018
After the pics.. I got myself off & had completely forgot I’d even taken the photos to begin with. So I showered, put on some Netflix, & nocked out. The next day is when all this shit started. My class group me was blowing tf up bc we have a project due @ the beginning of class & pic.twitter.com/duXbTsPIKG
— Marese???? (@Marese_CP) August 22, 2018
Not a single soul new what tf to do. I was too busy myself trying to finish my shit I couldn’t pay attention to the group me at that particular time. I eventually finished and ran to class from the library to turn it. Omw to class I was trying to read the chat to catch up and run pic.twitter.com/ryyZRTgls7
— Marese???? (@Marese_CP) August 22, 2018
I get to class and my dumbass phone is still UNLOCKED and on the classes group chat…whole time I’m grabbing papers from the front to take to my sent to get settled. I sit down in my seat & look at my phone. My heart LITERALLY fell to my ass when I realized I’d just sent 2 pic.twitter.com/LwToXFguqt
— Marese???? (@Marese_CP) August 22, 2018
FULL ASS DICK PICS to the mf chat. My heart stopped for a second.. I looked up & the other gay guy in the class goes “okkaaaayyy” loud asf. I was in total disbelief. So I sat there panicking trying to figure out a way to delete it, while everyone in the class opened to see
— Marese???? (@Marese_CP) August 22, 2018
To finish the story off bc it’s too long to finish completely ???? my dick pics were stuck in the group chat for the rest of the semester since you can’t delete selective messages & only the creator could delete the entire chat. He was a pussy & wouldn’t. pic.twitter.com/f3pg8qoyDD
— Marese???? (@Marese_CP) August 22, 2018
And, he posted the proof that he actually did send the pics.
And, while the entire situation is hella embarrassing, Marese got himself a bunch of women looking for the real thing.
where’s the unedited? Asking for a friend. pic.twitter.com/jZrI5sOQuQ
— Aquarius Zaddy ???? (@quitfeenin) August 22, 2018
I too am the friend pic.twitter.com/3dHMZMv6h0
— That Bomb Balm♍️ (@justablerd) August 22, 2018
Friend of a friend… pic.twitter.com/THAjSNm4hm
— Surrebral Posey Ho!! $tyff1004 (@tyff1004) August 22, 2018
I'm that friend pic.twitter.com/EtKI7LlfOf
— shy hoe (@envy__09) August 22, 2018
guess we all friends pic.twitter.com/KYSGWmYDad
— Thottie Crippin (@bentleybrinXx) August 22, 2018
I’m the other other other friend pic.twitter.com/Yk2UF1GOAR
— Danté (@thedanterhodes) August 22, 2018
Hey friend pic.twitter.com/0okH6hITG1
— Senior Szn Loading… ???????? (@briacheeks) August 22, 2018
I’m the chaperone of all these friends. I need to see to approve it as well. Can’t have just anything floating around.
— Lexi Sherré (@Songz_OfMyLife) August 22, 2018