29 Internet Responses So Perfect, They’ll Make You Kiss Your Fingers Like An Italian Chef

9. On percussive maintenance:

8. On shower thoughts:

7. On…oh, come on:

6. On lying on social media:

5. On waking up:

4. On taking the bus:

3. On Olympic condoms (wut?):

2. On sounding poetic:

1. On $$$: