Some guys think getting put in the Friend Zone is about the worst thing that can happen to a person. I would submit that if you think that, you’re not very good at putting yourself in the shoes of the opposite sex. Because dealing with a guy who thinks you owe him anything – friendship or something more – is way suckier.
Yes, that’s a word.
#14. If women were allowed to pick the name for this “zone.”
http://davidbyrne.tumblr.com/post/64262781857/i-love-laughing-about-the-friend-zone-because-its
#13. See, some men get it.
If you're tired of being put in the friend zone, I have good news. Women don't actually want to be your friend.
— Matt Nedostup (@nedostup) March 26, 2016
#12. I hate when my opinions are inconvenient to a boner…Not.
https://twitter.com/kendrawcandraw/status/606150083437072384?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fpost
#11. I promise you probably don’t want to know the actual reason. Let her be nice.
https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/849351580671500289?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fpost
#10. Leave breadcrumbs, my friend.
The Friend Zone sounds like a magical place where men constantly feel slighted and women are always in charge and I want to live there.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 23, 2016
#9. Down with the patriarchy.
love it when dudes say the word 'friendzone' as if its a real thing and not just a tool to make girls feel guilty 4 not having sex with them
— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) September 22, 2014
#8. IMAGINE.
https://twitter.com/solomongeorgio/status/771412544468549632?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fpost
#7. Humans make me regret basic human kindness on the regular.
#6. That sad face at the end almost makes me forgive the inappropriate use of “you’re.”
http://lnfamy.tumblr.com/post/69931561187/i-never-knew-friendzoning-boys-was-as-easy-as#_=_
#5. Why don’t you see what a good person I am, dammit?!
when people complain about being in the "friendzone" this is what they actually mean pic.twitter.com/THGB06xcau
— millennial of manila (@MillennialOfMNL) October 12, 2017
#4. I mean think about it.
https://twitter.com/8_Sisha/status/380098928047185920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fpost
#3. Actual perfection.
#2. Who needs friends, amirite?
#1. “I am very lucky to be alive.” *crying laughing*
Me, entering the friend zone:
Wow this is beautiful. There are so many friends here. I am very lucky to be alive— Eli Goldstone (@eligoldstone) July 21, 2016
h/t: Buzzfeed
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