10.
I asked my friend which Planet of the Apes movie we were watching, but turns out we had actually been watching a National Geographic documentary about monkeys for the past 30 min #StonerStories
— Ciara (@crayfromthebay) April 16, 2018
9.
I tried to pay for my big gulp with napkins #StonerStories
— Classech (@Classech) April 16, 2018
8.
I once came home with my roommate sitting in the middle of the floor with my pet chinchilla, Commissioner Gordon. He was feeding my chinchilla raisins and when he noticed me, all he had to say was, “Dried grapes man. Like old people in a bath tub.” #StonerStories
— Austyn Chevalier (@AustynChevalier) April 16, 2018
7.
Diner at midnight, 6 cops came in after us. I was so freaked me out when the waitress asked what I wanted I kept saying "That's fine." until my friend said "That's not what she's asking you." I said "That's fine." She ordered me a strawberry milkshake. It was fine #StonerStories
— Keely W (@OhReallyKeely) April 16, 2018
6.
I was at the grocery store and ran into my friend looking for bagels. She was high as hell with two bags of bagels in her hand but I watched her walk around for another 15 mins looking for some. I was dying laughing #StonerStories
— hi, im karen (@omg_itsKaren) April 16, 2018
5.
Couldn’t figure out what was wrong with the audio on my TV. Couldn’t understand what anyone was saying for 2 hours. Then my husband asked me why I was watching Telemundo. #StonerStories
— Sarah702 (@mommamaypops702) April 16, 2018
4.
Looking for my cellphone, using the flashlight on my cellphone ?♀️ #StonerStories
— Brie Mitch (@Briecauseican) April 16, 2018
3.
I once got really stoned and decided to bite pretzels into all the letters of the alphabet. It took 3 hours… So much salt. #StonerStories
— Shayne Sleeper (@ivelostjupiter) April 16, 2018
2.
My neighbour got stoned and tried to ride a cow through my yard. He decided to swim in my pool so he tied the cow to the pool ladder. He went skinny dipping and the cow ran down the road dragging the ladder. He ran after it naked. This really happened. #StonerStories
— Innocent Illusion (@DianaG2772) April 16, 2018
1.
One night my parents confisticated my pot and grounded me. I fell asleep and woke up at 3 in the morning to the smell of weed and them laughing hysterically. #StonerStories
— Jesse Betts (@JesseBetts11) April 16, 2018