21.
Put frozen waffles in the toaster. Left them in there for a half hour. Freaked out and popped them up. They were soggy, not burnt, which was weird. I ate them. Realized the next morning that the toaster wasn’t plugged in. #StonerStories
— Barrel (@Barrelz) April 16, 2018
20.
One time I was holding my boyfriends hand, and I looked down and thought "wow we're wearing the same shade of nail polish". Turns out I was holding my own hand. #StonerStories
— Catarina Duguay (@CATARINAvonD) April 16, 2018
19.
When I was a 18 I was so high I passed out on couch with a bag and porn playing in background. Parents came home early and kicked me out. Years later I found my pipe in my moms car, freshly used. She told me “worry about yourself”. Really mom?! #stonerstories
— Chad Brown (@412is_home) April 16, 2018
18.
My first semester at university the entire floor of my dorm got stoned right before a meeting with the RA. It all went fine until the end when she asked “any questions” and my friend called out “are you going to do anything about the meatball infestation?” #StonerStories
— Farrah (@farrah428) April 16, 2018
17.
My friend tried heating up some leftover pasta on a radiator. This is my other friend explaining to him the apartment has a microwave, an oven and a grill. #StonerStories pic.twitter.com/YW9HKFRDcX
— Stephanie (@kann_zaubern) April 16, 2018
16.
Me, working concessions: "alright man that will be $8.56."
Stoney McStoned: "nah dude it's 8:00."
Me: "what? The cost.. $8.56."
Stoned: "shoot I missed my movie."#StonerStories
— alec (@ARBasgall) April 16, 2018
15.
I ordered a pizza and forgot. I ordered another pizza from a different place 5 minutes later. They showed up at the same time. #StonerStories
— Brian Ricci (@BrianRicci) April 16, 2018
14.
I got so high while I was playing Madden that my Wide Receiver, slipped on a banana peel and fumbled the ball, my QB turned into a lizard, my other Wide Receiver turned into a gorilla, and then I realized I wasn't playing Madden,
I was playing Mario Kart #StonerStories#Facts— Jamaican_4Skin (@JAMAICAN_4SKIN) April 16, 2018
13.
I watched my brother take a bowl out for cereal, put it in the fridge when he took out the milk and put the milk in the pantry when he took out the cereal. #StonerStories
— Kimberly (@yoookimberly) April 16, 2018
12.
A friend asked me to come over once while she was high. When I got there and rang the doorbell she panicked and hid in a closet for 20 minutes thinking I was the police #StonerStories
— Kelsey Muske (@kejade) April 16, 2018
11.
I came home starving so I put in a frozen pizza in the oven and went to smoke a touch more… my roommate runs out yelling about the smoke… I was like be cool man, it's just a lil weed. I had forgotten to take the pizza out of the box, the oven was on fire. #StonerStories
— Hell O (@Meh_maybe) April 16, 2018