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Please. My rabbit. He’s very sick. pic.twitter.com/MSejV0hvtn
— madrigal (@whatmaddness) July 23, 2017
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wife: I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it
me: [peeing on jellyfish] this is for stinging my wife— yabkat (@ohen39) October 25, 2017
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*air horn sound*
*second air horn sound*
Me: “This isn’t deodorant.”— Ian Sausage (@stephenjmolloy) January 27, 2016
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barn owls must have been stoked when the barn was invented
— Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) December 28, 2014