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oh evolution isn’t real? explain this pic.twitter.com/3XPfNQ1MTO
— illy bocean (@IllyBocean) July 2, 2017
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*At a party*
STRANGER: Are you that guy who brags about weird shit?
ME: No I’m the guy who takes the longest baths in the city.
— Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) June 10, 2017