16.
“I also apologize for the truffula trees. That’s totally on me.” – Mark Zuckerberg
— Richard Lawson (@rilaws) April 10, 2018
15.
*Zuckerberg sits in front of congress*
“Mr Zuckerberg, we have several very serious questions and we demand answers”
“I have printed out all of your Internet histories”
“This meeting is over”— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) April 10, 2018
14.
adore my incredible dad who loves his family so much that he got eye enlargement surgery so he can look at us more pic.twitter.com/EAnILTmib2
— Patricia Lockwood (@TriciaLockwood) April 10, 2018
13.
Mark Zuckerberg’s manner has always reminded me of someone, but I could never quite grasp hold of it.
Just now it hit me, watching him testify about data. pic.twitter.com/4Zs2eGlsHD
— Matthew Teague (@MatthewTeague) April 10, 2018
12.
It’s absurd that people criticize high school students for talking about gun control policy but are cool with having 80-year-olds question Mark Zuckerberg about Facebook, online privacy and AI.
— Tommy Vietor (@TVietor08) April 10, 2018
11.
Ted Cruz: So what data was used, Mr. Zuckerberg?
Zuck: Likes, mostly.
Cruz: Are those public:
Zuck: You tell me, Ted
Cruz: pic.twitter.com/XO91JrGyaI— BUM CHILLUPS (@edsbs) April 10, 2018
10.
Zuckerberg looks like a glitchy Westworld robot that needs to be taken back to the shop for repairs.
— Erik Bransteen (@erikbransteen) April 10, 2018
9.
Mark Zuckerberg getting The Real Facebook Experience in listening to Sen. Chuck Grassley, an 84yo man who cannot type and is confused and upset by everything he sees, just kind of rattling on about shit.
— David Roth (@david_j_roth) April 10, 2018
If I were questioning Zuckerberg about Facebook I’d just ask him to explain different Minions memes. “Why is the Minion in the marines, and also in your opinion how does that relate to the broader observation about ‘fake friends?'”
— David Roth (@david_j_roth) April 10, 2018
8.
My family when I get dressed and leave the house before noon on a weekend. pic.twitter.com/u9U8V292tq
— Maggie Serota (@maggieserota) April 10, 2018
7.
Zuckerberg on his Facebook profile vs Zuckerberg at this Congressional hearing pic.twitter.com/P3bi2Ry5r4
— Tim Mak (@timkmak) April 10, 2018
6.
It would be cool to see Zuckerberg questioned by people who know how Facebook works
— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) April 10, 2018
5.
ZUCKERBERG: im ready to answer any questions u might have about facebook
84-YEAR-OLD SENATOR: excellent. mr zuckerberg my farmville farm needs more pigs but i cannot figure out where to purchase them
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) April 10, 2018
4.
“Repeat after me. I, Mark Zuckerberg”
“I, Rachel”
[crowd gasps]— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) April 10, 2018
3.
#Zuckerberg: “You’re not allowed to have a fake account on Facebook” pic.twitter.com/QXHZ37e3Z8
— Ruben Salvadori (@ruben_salvadori) April 10, 2018
2.
*gasp*#Zuckerberg pic.twitter.com/NEnpJCyGsH
— Toby Earle Toby Earle Toby Earle Toby Earle Toby E (@TobyonTV) April 10, 2018
1.
Congress just needs to keep Zuckerberg busy long enough for Sandra Bullock to take down Facebook pic.twitter.com/F3BCfj2esj
— Ira Madison III (@ira) April 10, 2018