16 Times Chrissy Teigen Was Our Planet’s Greatest Treasure

The world’s going to hell in a hand basket and we don’t have much left. Which is why, as the fire rises all around us and the bees continue to die at alarming rates, we should focus all of our efforts on preserving our #1 natural resource: Chrissy Teigen. 

1. When She, God Bless Her, Brought An “Emotional Support Casserole” Aboard An Actual Flight

2. The Amazing Ways She Shuts Down Online Trolls…

3. Like This Nosy Lady Who Tried To Get In Her Business About Using IVF

4. When Cardi B Suggested A Threesome With Rihanna And Her Response Was:

5. Her Love For Her Nintendo Switch And Super Mario Odyssey Knows No Bounds Or Borders

And the subsequent delivery of said Switch.

6. That Time She Shut Down Judgmental Vegetarians Who Didn’t Expect Her To Eat Meat

7. When She Dragged John Legend For The Most Heinous Of Relationship Crimes

8. That Time We All Made Fun Of John Legend For Looking Like Arthur And She Dropped The Best Roast Of All

9. When, Like All Of Us, She Decided To Eat Fun Dip At A Most Inopportune Time