10.
Actual quote I overheard my 7yo daughter say when she met someone at the park today.
“I’m Isabella. I’m good at gymnastics and fighting to the death.”
— Elias Toufexis (@EliasToufexis) January 30, 2018
9.
My four year old overheard a woman with a British accent talking and she turned to the woman, totally deadpan, and said “why are you talking fancy?” #parenting
— Katie Cook C2E2-X1 (@katiecandraw) January 26, 2018
8.
In SuperValu, as 2 women say a quick “hello” to each other, a little girl asks loudly: “Mammy, is that the lady you don’t like?”
— Overheard in Dublin (@OverheardDublin) January 12, 2017
7.
*Overheard on O’Connell Street*
Elderly nun: apparently they now have those lap dancing places in Dublin. If I wasn’t married to you know God and all, I’d go for a nosy.
Other nun: aye sister.
— Pope Midget III (@Triona95) January 27, 2018
6.
(Overheard in target)
dad, to little boy fooling around on cart: you know what I’m going to say, right?
little boy: don’t engage in super awesome space travel?
dad: *sighs*
— girl from the north country (@nina_derespino) January 26, 2018