20.
Overheard: I don’t like potatoes, can I substitute them for fries ??
— Love, Tigger (@tiggscolo) February 24, 2018
19.
Overheard 15 yr old niece fighting with her friend : You think I can’t live without you ? Who do you think you are? My phone charger ? ??
— Haseena Golimaar (@Erum_Sangji) December 29, 2017
18.
I just overheard someone say, “Harry Potter is so overrated, why doesn’t he just put some bio-oil on his scar and move on with his life?” pic.twitter.com/4Jc4fWAxo4
— LK (@ellkay_) December 22, 2017
17.
Overheard at the gas station:
Clerk 1: Janet worked last night, didn’t she?
Clerk 2: yeah why?
Clerk 1: The candy is organized by color again.
Clerk 1: dammit Janet
— Kate Fedewa O’Connor (@iverbwords) January 28, 2018
16.
#overheard
“See young people do tai chi!”
“No Mom, I think she’s looking for a wifi signal.”— Hawaia (@alohawaia) June 20, 2017