30.
Overheard a woman say very angrily on the phone “I married a stale ham sandwich of a human” and calling someone a stale ham sandwich is probably my new favorite insult
— Emma Oh (@Emma_Oh_) February 24, 2018
29.
overheard: “I’m not paying for tinder unless they let me reduce the distance to like 30 feet”
— justin L! cousson (@justincousson) February 22, 2018
28.
Shopping at Target tonight, overheard this convo:
Girl: I’m 5 and 1/2.
Lady she just met: I wish I was 5 1/2!
Girl: Well maybe if u lost some weight…
?— AmySmekrud (@moetown1212) February 24, 2018
27.
Overheard in the hall today: “yeah I skimmed it, but I skimmed thoroughly.”
Pretty sure that’s called “reading”, child.
— NIC?LE (@n_unocero) February 22, 2018
26.
Overheard:
“I totally puked, but I kept partying”
It’s kind of a positive affirmation on how to live life if you want to spin it right.
— Haircraftbymaggie (@maggiemae30us) February 24, 2018