Everyone remembers struggling through reading their first Shakespeare novel in high school. No matter how romantic Romeo and Juliet was, having to read Shakespearean English was a bit of a struggle. Of course, that’s why they made “No Fear Shakespeare,” and the other countless amounts of “cliff notes” sites online.
Recently, the hashtag #MakeAnInsultShakespearean has gone viral on the web and, some people proved they were paying attention in 10th grade instead of cutting class. Some of these are straight classics.
Thou art a dumb fornicator of mothers. #MakeAnInsultShakespearean
— Mr. Christopher (@iamalmostlegend) March 28, 2018
Wouldst thou like to cometh at me, brethern?
— The man in the box (@TNmanchild) March 28, 2018
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
It is your mom, and she is as big as the sun.#MakeAnInsultShakespearean
— Diet Raisin (@RiotsHasten) March 28, 2018
Behold, I showeth the finger I doth not write with. #MakeAnInsultShakespearean
— Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) March 28, 2018
Ye maternal unit is so obese, her own zip code attacheth!
— Shea Browning (@SheaBrowning) March 28, 2018
— ?? Lola ?? (@_lola_bee) March 28, 2018
Thou art a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing#MakeAnInsultShakespearean
— OkieGrrl ? (@OkieGrrl) March 28, 2018
"Thou Dost Play Ball Like a Maiden!" pic.twitter.com/EjxExX4rml
— WhackyWookiee (@WhackyWookiee) March 28, 2018
Dost thou even lift, thy Brother? #MakeAnInsultShakespearean
— CK (@charley_ck14) March 28, 2018
Thou ought to checketh thyself before thou wrecketh thyself. #MakeAnInsultShakespearean
— Art Don'tSpillThatDrinkOnThisTrain DeGuerre-Lasse (@DepthBecomesHim) March 28, 2018
May your chocolate chips always turn out to be raisins you artless, bat-fowling cur! #MakeAnInsultShakespearean
— Victoria "Veruca" Salt (@trumpanzeetamer) March 28, 2018