The 2018 Oscars were filled with gorgeous gowns, corny jokes, political opinions, and some pretty big wins for Hollywood. With all eyes on ABC to watch the star-studded affair, you can bet your last dollar that Twitter was ready to live-tweet the funniest jokes and puns about the occasion.
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meryl streep out here looking like the fairy godmother from shrek 2 #oscars pic.twitter.com/nOedcgCiom
— j✨ (@whovianisms) March 5, 2018
2.
omg can you imagine being stoned in a movie theater and suddenly the lights come on, Armie Hammer walks in and throws a giant hot dog at your face
— Robbie Couch (@robbie_couch) March 5, 2018
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"CALL ME BY MY NAME!" pic.twitter.com/YaXL8O9fsZ
— Alex Bedder (@itgetsbedder) March 5, 2018
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The lights go out at the Oscars.
A scream.
The lights rush back on.
Uma Thurman stands on stage holding a bloody Oscar statuette.
“I heard time was up…” Uma whispers into the microphone. “But I just restarted the clock.”
— Ira Madison III (@ira) March 5, 2018
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And no one ever talks about the #ShapeOfWater prequel. #Oscars pic.twitter.com/QVmy34jNEo
— Diane N. Sevenay (@Diane_7A) March 5, 2018
6.
isn’t the answer just ‘the shape of its container’
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) March 5, 2018
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I choose to believe that Sam Rockwell won for his role in Charlie’s Angels. #Oscars pic.twitter.com/hqMJnFoHSG
— Elana Brooke Fishman (@elanafishman) March 5, 2018
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What realization did Jennifer Garner just come to? pic.twitter.com/pWtycEDEVs
— bobby finger (@bobbyfinger) March 5, 2018
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Nothing but respect for MY Oscar pic.twitter.com/5xeq9qw8dj
— Marc (@MarcSnetiker) March 5, 2018
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Best Picture 2018 pic.twitter.com/rneqQTHCc5
— cathy (@catherinebouris) March 5, 2018