30+ Tinder Conversations That’ll Make You Give Up Dating And Go Celibate

Tinder. There has never been a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. You go out into the world, try and meet someone naturally at your local coffee shop or quirky boutique and fall head over heels in a romantic scenario that makes a Norah Ephron story look like a pile of wet laundry. But hey, sometimes you’ve been on a dry spell for four weeks and it’s time to take a deep breath and jump head-first into this barrel of thirsty monkeys. After all, it’s not online dating until you get solicited by a total creep to work up a nice sweat and send them your shoes so they can do God knows what with them. *shudders*

Have fun bringing any of these Tinder gems home to Mom and Dad.

 

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