me when my mom starts being rude to the person that's just trying to do their job pic.twitter.com/CJiNN7oHr4
— lil lo (@_ItsLogan) November 6, 2017
im at Disney and this mother just told her son “this is the happiest place on earth, don’t make me slap you”
— hillary kolawole (@htk_____) December 25, 2017
Me: *calls* How are the kids?
My mom: Wonderful! We're having so much fun.
Me: Want to watch them for an extra day?
Mom: I will disown you.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 21, 2018