I breathe through my nose to the beats of songs or my footsteps. I get lightheaded a lot.
I never say the same thing twice.
“The man was raking leaves in his yard and a bear attacked.”
What, I didn’t hear you.
“A bear attacked some guy while he was cleaning up his yard.”
I never change the meaning, I always just alter the diction. I do it in writing as well. I think it’s from years of editing papers.
I situate my butt cheeks on the seat so that my bumhole is more spread open in order to poop better? I am not sure why i do this, i just always have.