19. If you can’t beat ’em…
https://twitter.com/TDambach/status/889594734783729666?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjamiejones%2Fpeople-who-failed-with-the-best-intentions
20. Not so explosive.
21. The wrong time to do the school gesture thing.
In the airport security line and I see someone wearing a Texas Tech hoodie and I look at them and do the gun hand signal because wreck em amiright
tsa is now pulling me aside to talk to me :((
— diana (@dianadurkin) January 6, 2018