The new edit of the film runs an excellent lengthy 46-minutes and was uploaded anonymously. The new version is titled “The Last Jedi: De-Feminized Fanedit.” The uploader describes his edit of the movie as “‘The Last Jedi’ minus Girlz Powah and other silly stuff.” I can’t imagine how sad this person’s life is that they took the time to, do this. I’d say you need to get a dog, but I’d feel bad for the dog. He goes on to describe his edit in further detail. Who could possibly imagine in a fictional Star Wars galaxy that there could be bad ass chicks, preposterous!
“[‘The Last Jedi’] can now at least be viewed without feeling nauseous about most of the terrible big and small decisions they made in this film,” the uploader writes. “The intro sequence is now very watchable and actually much cooler without all of Leia’s nitpicking. Now it’s all one united Resistance fighting without inner conflict and that’s much more satisfying to watch. Due to the extreme shortening, the whole movie is much more fast-paced now…”
The force is NOT strong in this one.
Life is too short to waste 46 precious minutes on something so pathetic and ridiculous. You’ll never get that time back. I can’t wrap my head around how someone can be soooo shook that Star Wars features women as heroes. How thin can your skin get, think about every movie every woman has had to watch ever. There’s a high percentage of males starring as the hero. Chicks get over it, so can you. Again I can’t imagine having such a miserable existence. He spent his free time re-editing a movie because there are girls in it. May the force be with you sir, lord knows you need it.
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