Reddit User Throws Surprise Birthday Party For His Wife, Entire Family Finds Her Cheating Instead

He found the evidence.

So I know something is up and after finding a bottle of champagne and two glasses hidden in my closest something in my snaps. So I do what any sensible man would have done. I leave and go to my friends house pretending like I am going out of town. While there I call up her mother, father, sister and several of her friends. I tell them how I want to give her a big surprise by sneaking into her room with party streamers, kazoos and a big cake with candles. Sounds fun right?! Well boy was it.

What a f*cking genius.

Its 8:30 in the morning and I have everyone met just outside our apartment. We all pile in the elevator (about 8 of us in total), her mother holding the cake and me reminding everyone to be as quiet as they can be. My put my key in and unlock the door, we all sneak in and make our way down the hall towards the bedroom. Each hold a kazoo and Mom holding the cake grinning from ear to ear.

Who knew what they would find?!?

Well as I throw open the door and we all yell surprise. But the surprise was on us and there was my wife, bent over in doggy style position with her lover staring at us wide eyed mid thrust. Mom drops the cake, sister screams, father begins to shout. I pretend like I’m horrified to which her friends try to push everyone out while yelling at her. Wife, excuse me, ex-wife is sobbing and screaming how could I while the lover is desperately trying to put his pants on while running out of the place. Needless to say, it was one of the best birthday presents I have ever given.

tl;dr: Gave ex-wife a kick ass birthday present.

This….this is pure genius. Madness, and patience, but genius. What better way to get the sweetest revenge on someone who completely destroyed your life by destroying theirs even worse? I give his Redditor all of the gold, every day, forever. Other Reddit users couldn’t get over how amazing it was saying:


awesome! This.Is.PRO-revenge!!

You sir, deserve a firm handshake. Perfect.

Bravo my friend. Bravo.