Some people are in committed relationships with someone they love and value very dearly. They think about them all day long, they look forward to seeing them when they’ve been apart, and they cherish all of the good times they’ve had together over the years. For me, I feel this way about my bed. No one got me like my bed got me. When I’m sad, when I’m lonely, when I’m feeling blue–my bed is always there to comfort me like no man ever can.
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