I was asking him for advice on how to talk to my crush and he basically blurted out “I had a crush on you in 8th grade” in a very I-still-have-a-crush-on-you way
appleappleappleman:
In 9th grade Drama class, this girl asked the teacher to keep me after class to help her practice a scene. Turned out she was doing a Juliet monologue and I was standing in for Romeo.
The teacher sat me down on a chair in the center of the room and stepped back. Then this girl dramatically walks through the door from the teacher’s office where she had been hiding and stands like 5 feet in front of me. She stared into my eyes for the entire thing, professing her love to “Romeo”, while my Drama teacher giggled over in the corner. I was 100% not into this girl, but as I awkwardly left after the bizarre situation was over, my teacher said “You two would be so cute together!”
nope nope nope nope nope
verdant11:
A graphic designer I worked with put me in a storyboard pictorial where he was handing me roses ?.
I had to nope out of the room very quickly.
