One of my students, who was less than half my age, told me she wanted to kiss me. She said this in a very public place, while I was chatting with her and her best friend. After she said it, I just kept jabbering away about whatever while my brain went “Wait, WHAT?”
MisterMarcus:
Her female friend came up to me and just said, “Are you gay or just fucking stupid?”, and walked away.
Dialgax:
She cut my name into her thigh.