In elementary school, this kid had an unhealthy crush on me. After our class performed our holiday play, he approached me and told me that if I don’t go out with him he would shove a thumb tack up his nostril. He actually did it and had to go to the hospital…
guccimaynyoon!
Her phone lit up and i was her lockscreen..
CptHammer_:
I had a note passed to me in class that I had to read out once. It was from a girl I kinda liked.
It said, “let me copy your homework”.
I stood and read, “Pass it forward. Can you tell Mr. McMillan his fly is down privately, I’m kind of grossed out by what I’m seeing.”
His fly had been down since class started, and it was starting to bother me. The girl felt super embarrassed because the note originated from her and she never talked to me again. Needless to say Mr. McMillan was more worried about his fly than checking the note.
