Whenever I hear my friends talking about how well they slept the previous night, I can’t help but be incredibly jealous. While they were dozing off into dreamland, I was tossing and turning at 3 a.m. wondering if my dog has a dominant paw. Like I’m a righty, but I do a few things lefty, does she do things with a particular paw? This is my problem; I’m pondering the really tough questions of the universe while they’re over there napping, jerks.