The past trip around the old sun has indeed been an interesting one, to say the least. If you’ve made it this far then, I must say, congratulations. You almost made it through one of the strangest years in recent memory. I’m sure not everyone had a rough year, in fact, I’m sure some of you had the best year of your lives. Don’t worry; I’m not jealous. Not even a little bit, really don’t worry about it. I can’t help but think that If only I were better prepared for the past 365 days maybe things would have been different. Probably not, but it’s nice to be optimistic about 2018.
For 2018 I will start it off the right way! You should do it too! To help all of you start this next year off right here are 35 of the funniest tweets to help kick off 2018 on the highest possible note. If you need to find the best possible song to usher you into the new year, then look no further. I mean, who doesn’t want to start off 2018 immediately as the beautiful drum solo from “In the air tonight” by Phil Collins concludes. I can’t imagine a better way to gain some momentum heading into our next trip around the sun, good luck not having the most fabulous year of your life with that hot start. Either way best of lucks out there and Happy New Years, folks!
My New Years resolution is to be more assertive if that's okay with you guys?
— Megan Kelly Dunn (@megankcomedy) December 31, 2015
Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did last night and at the beginning add the word "stop."
— Pete Holmes (@peteholmes) January 1, 2014
Jan 1: New Years Resolution
Jan 2: ok start today.
Jan 3: ok I mean it now.
Dec 31: damn that went quick. Try again tomorrow
— k e n (@kentaitin) December 30, 2015
2018 New Years' Resolution: Survive
— Wyeth Yates (@wyethyates) December 11, 2017
if you play "bring me to life" by evanescence at exactly 11:59:08 on new years eve, the first "wake me up" will play at exactly midnight. start off your new year right
— oob (@tmcripple) December 16, 2017