People Are Sharing Their Best Excuses To Ditch A Date And We’re Taking Notes

1. Socks
2. Sandals #2ExcusesToDitchADate

— Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast (@bigmacher) December 14, 2017

1. His online photo was obviously taken 20 years ago.
2. He's still wearing the same clothes as in his photo.
#2ExcusesToDitchADate

— Lisa Person (@LisaPersona) December 14, 2017

https://twitter.com/NurseShelby/status/941407377009541120

https://twitter.com/OccamsHacksaw/status/941405269728354305

#2ExcusesToDitchADate
1. They wanted to go somewhere fancy

2. You just wanted to eat 23864 tacos and not be judged

— Blaise (@Double_Dogg) December 14, 2017