All I Want For Christmas Is This ‘Justin Trudeau, My Canadian Boyfriend’ Calendar

It was sort of the perfect storm. Not that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau needed any help, but our own president— in between waging nuclear war via Twitter and ragging on everyone from Meryl Streep to Steph Curry— just provided that much more stark a contrast between himself and the Canadian dreamboat. It was only a matter of time before some genius entrepreneur made of profit of this, hence the “Justin Trudeau, My Canadian Boyfriend” calendar.

The calendar is quickly going viral, as Twitter users share their excitement and justified glee at what may be the final glimmer of hope in a year we all hope to soon forget. “I have a new boyfriend,” reads the product copy. “No, you’ve never met him. He lives in Canada.”

It goes on:

“The Justin Trudeau, My Canadian Boyfriend 2018 Wall Calendar is a year-long celebration of dynamic, smart, compassionate, and sometimes sassy Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.”  The calendar promises “12 images ‘Yucon’ enjoy of model-like role-model Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau,” along with “sweetly off-kilter but well-meaning commentary about his views from his sparkling blue eyes on everything from love, family, and of course global affairs and economic growth.” Aw. How nice for you, Canada.

 

 

A promising Amazon review:

“My 94 year old mother has been referring to Justin Trudeau as her boyfriend ever since he became PM. In the 70s, she loved his dad, Pierre. This was a perfect gift for her. She was born and raised on the Canadian prairie, served in the WRENS (Women’s Royal Canadian Navy) during WWII, moved to the States in 1947 to marry my dad, BUT she is full on Canadian at heart and actually gets very giddy about Justin. THANK YOU!”

Unrelated, but a promising picture of Justin Trudeau’s core strength:

Get the calendar on Amazon for $12.98 ASAP.