25 “Would You Rathers” That Are Absolutely Painful To Try And Answer

11. thyyoungclub:

Would you rather bite off your own thumb, or have someone else bite it off?

12. LouisianaBob:

Would you rather have a piercing through a testicle or have a blade twisted between your ribs to pry them apart?

13. ktsang1988:

Would you rather have super speed or the power to slow down time?

14. WJ90:

Would you rather die quickly and be forgotten or slowly and be remembered forever?

15. coma1979:

Would you rather lick a cold sore, or drink milk from the Malboro mans stoma?

16. longhairedfreakyppl:

Would you rather be killed be trapped in a room for a month with a million slightly hungry human eating ants or trapped in a room for a month with a recently fed Lion?

17. goalstopper28:

Would you rather drink your own urine or eat your own feces?

18. GoryImages:

Would you rather step on a Lego, or smack yourself in the ankle with a Razor scooter?

19. CheekyApeMan:

Would you rather be able to fuck any 3 girls on the planet but you couldn’t tell anyone about it or the ability to fly but every time you fly you are naked, including takeoff and landing?

 20. cleverbycomparison:

Would you rather skin yourself with a cheese grater or castrate yourself with toenail clippers?

21. Silence258:

Would you rather never know when you’re hungry, or never know when you’re full?

22. gosp:

Would you rather have your privates constantly glow neon colors, or a disembodied voice shout “KABOOOM” every time you orgasm?

23.  daviid219:

Would you rather go headfirst into a woodchipper, or headfirst into a steamroller?

24. Vegerot:

Would you rather never go on a computer again, or never touch someone of the opposite (or same, depending on your preference) again?

25. BLACKdrew:

Would you rather have the ability to have sex with whoever you want for a year or unlimited bread sticks from olive garden for life?