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Great day shopping! Put 3 kids in the hospital, curb stomped an old lady, and murdered a white male but I love my new iPod! #BlackFriday
— Chad Zumock "FLORIDA'S GREATEST COMEDIAN" (@chadzumock) November 29, 2013
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can't make it to the store on black friday so im thinkin of going to best buy tomorrow to shove someone for no reason early
— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) November 23, 2016
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https://twitter.com/albertnobbz/status/933459710128177152
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My Black Friday strategy:
1) Sleep in.
2) Eat.
3) Not associate with anyone who has a Black Friday strategy.— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) November 22, 2016
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https://twitter.com/shariv67/status/668870527583416320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Ftweet-picks%2F27-funniest-black-friday-tweets%2F
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https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/801199903875575809?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Ftweet-picks%2F27-funniest-black-friday-tweets%2F