People magazine named Blake Shelton the ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ and this is wrong on so, so many levels. First of all, Blake Shelton is historically a racist and a homophobe. Second of all, Idris Elba and Jeff Goldblum were robbed, ROBBED I TELL YOU. Third of all, all these inanimate objects are sexier than Blake Shelton:
1. These waves:
2. This perfect ice cream scoop:
3. This snowball:
4. This pancake:
5. This assortment of fungi:
