This Guy Pulling Out The Longest Ingrown Hair Ever Needs To Go To Jail Right Now

The following video is so disturbing it should be illegal. I am serious. Arrest this man. That’s how foul this is. Do not say I didn’t warn you.

“Ok this is the craziest thing I’ve had this gigantic black mark on my face for months and it looks like it’s literally a pound of hair,” says the man in the video, as he commences to pull out what can only be described as Cher’s full head of hair from the 1990 classic Mermaids.

I assume these are his girlfriend’s pink tweezers he is using. Girlfriend, lose the man and burn those tweezers. You did nothing to deserve this, you poor sweet baby angel.